Damn you Sam's Town patron for having the most amazing hair ever. How am I ever to compete with such a fantastic mullet? Look at that beauty basking in the neon glow of Sbarros! Then to add insult to injury, he is also sporting one of the most white trash mustaches I have ever laid eyes on. You are a legend buddy, but because you don't give anyone a chance to match you in the looks the dept, you are also a coward!
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