Technology

Meet the Dell Dimension 3000. If this is the technology of the year 3000, well, we're all fucked. Damn you Dimension 3000 for feeling the need to freeze on me several times throughout every single day. Computers who can't perform more than two tasks at the same time are cowards. Dude, you got a Coward!

The Myth, The Legend, The Coward!

Damn you Sam's Town patron for having the most amazing hair ever. How am I ever to compete with such a fantastic mullet? Look at that beauty basking in the neon glow of Sbarros! Then to add insult to injury, he is also sporting one of the most white trash mustaches I have ever laid eyes on. You are a legend buddy, but because you don't give anyone a chance to match you in the looks the dept, you are also a coward!

Pete Wentz

The picture says it all.

Go Figure

Leave it up to the FRENCH to get attacked by a poodle. I have said it before and I will say it again. The French are lazy, useless, no good cowards. If you weren't already over there, I would tell you to go back to France you coward. Nice job training your dog Chirac.

Are you down with the sickness?

Damn you Laryngitis! I can't even go up to you and call you a coward. You have taken my voice, and that is one of the most cowardly things you could do. Yeah I get it, I was in Las Vegas, I yelled a ton, I drank even more, and every old person on the face of the earth was sitting around me smoking, but do you need to come in and take advantage of the situation. I am not down with the sickness brohaim, so get outta here!

Las Vegas Coward

Carl "Safe-Sax" Ferris, if thats your real name, you are a coward. Safe Sax? Nice play on words you idiot. Guess what, there can only be one Highlander, and it's not you! As I stumble down Fremont St, drunk as a skunk, the last thing I want to hear is your retarded, lame attempt to be Kenny G, sax music. Get a real job you bum.

A Sexman COWARDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

It saddens me to unveil my latest coward. Pruane2forever, aka Sexman, aka Jawsus, aka Pierce from Gangbang Productions. I have seen everyone of his videos and have followed him as an avid fan for nearly a year. Recently, Sexman has become a total bitch and has decided to say "fuck you" to all his fans, and change his content, trying to make the "haters" love him. Go back to bashing movies like Jumper, paint your room the Simpsons colors, make amazing videos about Blaze or your missing money Jar. You have no business watching Mama Mia or Marley and Me. Only cowards watch those movies. You are better than this.

Downtown Gibrone

Hey! It's Chris Daughtry! Oh wait, thats not him, it's some gibrone that works in downtown Los Angeles. You have terrible friends buddy. Someone should have told you that Daughtry is a douche, and trying to look like him makes you a complete loser. Do yourself a favor and move to Miami. There you will find a ton of other gibrones just like you! You will join a local bar band consisting of these said gibrones, and together you will wail out covers of your hero's "music". Enjoy being a coward, you coward.

Train Sleeper

Excuse me Asian tourist. Why do you think you can ride the metro in your overly puffy black winter jacket (note: it is 80 degrees outside) and fall asleep against me? I am no pillow. This is not a sleeper car. Is this the week of the Sleeping Cowards? Only time will tell. Sir, you are a coward!

Baby, you are a Coward!

Hey you little rascal. What are you doing sleeping at Blago's press conference? Only cowards sleep when they are on TV.

#1 Coward

Seth, the guy who has emails or phone calls every time it's time to go to lunch. Keep in mind it is the same time everyday. 1pm